Dragon Ball Gekishin Squadra: Your Weekend Pass to Chaotic MOBA Glory (and Maybe Esports Stardom)
Alright, gather ‘round, Saiyans and Squishy Humans—Bandai Namco’s Dragon Ball Gekishin Squadra is about to drop its Network Test, and it’s your chance to either relive Kamehameha fantasies or discover you’re the Krillin of your friend group. Let’s cut through the hype (but also, embrace the hype).
Network Test: Time to Power Up
- Starts: June 11, 11 PM PDT / June 12, 2 AM EST / 7 AM BST / 3 PM JST
- Ends: June 15, 10:59 PM PDT (so yes, grind all weekend)
- How to Join: Download “DRAGON BALL GEKISHIN SQUADRA Exhibition Match” on:
- Steam (PC)
- PlayStation 4/5
- Nintendo Switch
- iOS/Android (Snapdragon 855+ or iPhone 11+ only—cries in potato phone)
Pro Tip: No registration. No paid subscriptions (PS+/Switch Online). Just download and fight. Also, uninstall afterward—this beta’s save data vanishes like Yamcha post-Saibaman .
What’s This Game Anyway? MOBA, But Make It Dragon Ball
Forget “another arena fighter.” Squadra is Bandai’s bold leap into 4v4 MOBA chaos. Here’s the scoop:
- Objective: Storm the enemy base, steal their Dragon Ball (not a metaphor) .
- Roles Matter:
- Damage: Blow stuff up (Goku, Android 18).
- Tank: Soak hits (Vegeta, Cooler—because of course).
- Technical: Support/heal (Krillin, Zamasu—irony noted) .
- Roster Deep Cuts: Play as Baby, Caulifla, or Dabura—because why should Goku hog the spotlight? .
Crossplay: Play With Friends (Or Crush Them Across Platforms)
Yes, crossplay is confirmed! PS5 players can team up with mobile warriors. Even better: cross-progression syncs your unlocks—except Dragon Gems (premium currency), which stay locked to the platform you bought them on. Thanks, capitalism .
Table: Performance Specs (Because Framerate Nerds Exist)
| Platform | Resolution | Framerate | Storage |
|---|---|---|---|
| PS5 | 4K HDR | 120fps (Performance) | 5.5GB |
| Steam | 8K (!) | 240fps (if your rig’s a monster) | 10GB |
| Switch | 1080p docked | 30fps (RIP) | 5GB |
| iOS/Android | Varies | 30-60fps | 3GB |
Esports Potential: Will This Be Dragon Ball’s League Moment?
Let’s be real: Bandai Namco’s pushing hard for esports relevance. With:
- Crossplay enabling massive player pools
- Ranked mode (teased but not in the Network Test)
- Team-based strategy (unlike Sparking! Zero’s 1v1s)
The real test? Balancing. Will PC players dominate with precision controls? Will mobile aim-assist trigger rage quits? Only the Network Test will tell .
Beta Caveats: Temper Those Hype Levels
Bandai’s disclaimer (translated from Legalese to Human):
“This beta is janky. Features are missing. Your progress? Gone at launch. Also, no microtransactions—for now”* .
Translation: Enjoy the chaos, but don’t get attached.
Final Take: Why This Could Be HUGE
Dragon Ball meets League of Legends is a licensing jackpot—but Squadra’s success hinges on:
- Netcode: Will 8-player battles lag like Namek’s explosion?
- Depth: Will “Gekishin Burst” mechanics add strategy, or just flash?
- Post-launch support: Will Bandai Namco finally nail live-service? (Nervously eyes Jump Force’s grave*).
Verdict: Join the Network Test. Play as Piccolo. Yell “SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!” at strangers. Repeat.
Pre-launch Checklist:
☑️ Follow @DB_Squadra for updates
☑️ Join the Official Discord
☑️ Watch the Announcement Trailer (because hype)
Your move, warriors. Will Squadra be the next big esport? Or just a Kamehameha in the wind? Let the Network Test decide.
